When an adult wrings out their depend adult diaper over your head, causing urine to get in your eyes, making them burn and irritated.
Lisa gave Brian a wringer stinger for bring on her lawn again.
"I told you damn kids to stay off my lawn!" HawhawhawhaaAA!
"I told you damn kids to stay off my lawn!" HawhawhawhaaAA!
by davedore September 19, 2014
When an adult wrings out their depend adult diaper over your head, causing urine to get in your eyes, making them burn and irritated.
Lisa gave Brian a wringer stinger for bring on her lawn again.
"I told you damn kids to stay off my lawn!" HawhawhawhaaAA!
"I told you damn kids to stay off my lawn!" HawhawhawhaaAA!
by davedore September 19, 2014
When an adult wrings out their depend adult diaper over your head, causing urine to get in your eyes, making them burn and irritated.
Lisa gave Brian a wringer stinger for bring on her lawn again.
"I told you damn kids to stay off my lawn!" HawhawhawhaaAA!
"I told you damn kids to stay off my lawn!" HawhawhawhaaAA!
by davedore September 19, 2014
When an adult wrings out their depend adult diaper over your head, causing urine to get in your eyes, making them burn and irritated.
Lisa gave Brian a wringer stinger for bring on her lawn again.
"I told you damn kids to stay off my lawn!" HawhawhawhaaAA!
"I told you damn kids to stay off my lawn!" HawhawhawhaaAA!
by davedore September 19, 2014
This is the last survivor of one of many "Haven't heard anything like that since Grandma (Grandpa) ..." expressions that used to mean someone was overdramatizing their problems. Implied the person commented on was acting like a whiny old person. "Haven't heard anything like that since Granny got her tit caught in the wringer" was what you'd say when, e.g., a coworkers spent the morning complaining about someone having taken the last cup of coffee and not making a fresh pot.
"And everyone forgot to tell me that Awards Day is next week! Why doesn't anyone ever tell me? Doesn't anyone care ...." etc.
(whispered to friend) "Haven't heard anything like that since Granny caught her tit in a wringer."
(Alternatives that once were common) "Haven't heard anything like that since someone put a cherry bomb in Grandpa's truss."
"Haven't heard anything like that since Granny sat on the toilet plunger."
"Haven't heard anything like that since Grandpa got a turd stuck sideways."
(whispered to friend) "Haven't heard anything like that since Granny caught her tit in a wringer."
(Alternatives that once were common) "Haven't heard anything like that since someone put a cherry bomb in Grandpa's truss."
"Haven't heard anything like that since Granny sat on the toilet plunger."
"Haven't heard anything like that since Grandpa got a turd stuck sideways."
by old lang guy September 9, 2006
when a very large turd rides around the toilet bowl several times due to its size (see bowl rider) leaving skid marks on the way down
by Wedell2 July 14, 2010
When an adult wrings out their depend adult diaper over your head, causing urine to get in your eyes, making them burn and irritated.
Lisa gave Brian a wringer stinger for bring on her lawn again.
"I told you damn kids to stay off my lawn!" HawhawhawhaaAA!
"I told you damn kids to stay off my lawn!" HawhawhawhaaAA!
by davedore September 19, 2014