When you eat ass in the back of a whataburger and use a bun to wipe you poop-jaculate off your face, then serve it on a burger
by the sexy god January 09, 2024
when you eat a big gothic mexican chicks ass in the back of a whataburger bathroom in austin texas, then use the texas toast from your patty melt to wipe her poo-jackulate off you’re face.
by Spookyseason17PH January 06, 2024
A whataburger wet wipe is when you eat a big Gothic Mexican chick's ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin, Texas, and use your texas toast from your patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off your face.
by Joji_666 February 14, 2024
It is a person who eavesdrops on people they've had sex with, and other individuals. Takes the sex partner to whataburger, then the person repeats confidential information back to the sex partner, in which coincidentally the person who was spied upon figures out the persons job is a cover up, and the person is actually a spy.
by shanlew April 07, 2011
I ate Whataburger, and then I whataburgered in my pants, and it ran down my leg; it was so humiliating. Sure do wish I at at In-N-Out
by Almighty Christian God October 17, 2020