Whataburgerd

When your cool baristas say they’re too tired to go to Whataburger, But they go hang out at the bar instead. So your left abandoned and sad, eating a honey butter chicken sandwich by yourself at 2:00am

Dude 1: We’ll I guess they’re too tired to hang.
Dude 2: Nah bro did you see Ishmael’s story? They’re hanging out at the bar!
Dude 1: Damn we just got Whataburgerd

by Tacobellisdelicious84 August 4, 2022

whataburger wet wipe

when you eat a big gothic mexican chicks ass in the back of a whataburger bathroom in austin texas, then use the texas toast from your patty melt to wipe her poo-jackulate off you’re face.

man those whataburger wet wipes had me going crazy

by Spookyseason17PH January 6, 2024

Whataburger WetWipe

When you eat ass in the back of a whataburger and use a bun to wipe you poop-jaculate off your face, then serve it on a burger

Hey bro you tryna get some whataburger wetwipes this Friday?

by the sexy god January 9, 2024

whataburger wet wipe

When you eat a big gothic Mexican chicks ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin Texas and use your Texas toast from you patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off of your face.

Credit to Jason vest on instagram

Big gothic Mexican chick: so what were you thinking for lunch?
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.

by Certified_ForkLift_operator January 10, 2024

whataburger wet wipe

A whataburger wet wipe is when you eat a big Gothic Mexican chick's ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin, Texas, and use your texas toast from your patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off your face.

"Hey babe, I wanna try a whataburger wet wipe, you down?"
"Sure, what is that though?"

by Joji_666 February 13, 2024

Whataburger wet wipe

Beauty Queen

You are a whataburger wet wipe Toni

by Bougee69 February 20, 2024