We don't say that in America

Coined by Justin Bieber, this term allows anyone to get out of any situation where they don't know what on Earth they're talking about.

Guy 1: Hey did you sleep with my girlfriend last night?

Guy 2: Your girlfriend?

Guy 1: Yeh my girlfriend...

Guy 2: Uhh... we don't say that in America

Guy 1: Ok dude that's cool then.

Guy 2: *fuck yes*

We don't say that in America by skip-jkt May 5, 2010

We don't need it 

Used when someone is doing something really stupid or unnecessary

Dude 1: I feel hyper today. *starts flailing around*

Dude 2: We don't need it

We don't need it by LickinLamprey November 20, 2011

We don’t talk about it

We just don’t

We don’t talk about it, means we just don’t f*ucking talk about it.

We don’t talk about it by Yeettttt December 22, 2018

We don't know what we don't know 

There are too many unknowns, too many factors that we may not have yet considered. Donald Rumsfeld coined this phrase in response to questions about whether terrorism intelligence collected by government agencies was being shared with all other security agencies.

Q: But seriously, Mr. Secretary, are you confident that all the intelligence gathered has been adequately shared, all the intelligence that Defense and the military has gathered has been adequately shared with other security agencies in the government?

Rumsfeld: Well, of course you don't know what you don't know. All I know is that we get a great deal of intelligence. We see that the individuals responsible for force protection in the United States and elsewhere around the world have it as rapidly as is possible. They then make their judgments as to how they're going to behave with respect to it.
(...)
I feel that we know what we know and we don't know what we don't know.

We don't know what we don't know by SnakeMan25 March 1, 2010

We Don’t Know: The Game 

We Don’t Know: The Game is a upgraded form of Calvinball.

Goal:
You HAVE to lose, no matter what or why.

Rules:
1 player must go over to a checkerboard and move the rook without his/her hands. The other must move a rock to a circle on the ground. If the rock reaches the circle and cracks before player 1 finishes, he loses 3 points. Player 2 climbs a tree and says a letter and a number. If the rook is on that spot. Player 1 runs into the tree while yelling “KING ME!” If he knocks the bubble rod down, he wins. (And remember: he must lose the game.) But if it is Tuesday, he loses.

Complicated, right?

Insert We Don’t Know: The Game being played here.

We Don’t Know: The Game by Plasmus October 11, 2018

We Don’t Believe What’s on TV 

A great song by Twenty Øne Piløts that helped me confirm that whatever Oprah says is bullshit.

Me: hey have you heard We Don’t Believe What’s on TV? Friend: yeah! It’s so good!

We Don’t Believe What’s on TV by Bandito394 June 1, 2019

We don't talk about the drill 

Don't talk about the drill.

We Don't talk about the drill!

We don't talk about the drill by sussy baka 2022 edition 4k 8k February 8, 2022