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wapus cat

A fictious animal made up to scare people who are not very outdoors savy, such as women in general, yankees, retards, small children. Wapus cats are said to be three times the size of normal cats and live in the tops of tall pine trees. Their sole mission in life is to jump down on unsuspecting people in the woods at night and beat the hell out of them and leave as fast as they came.
Hey Pam you better watch out for the Wapus cat, I hear they go for the blondes first.
by Randy Lahi August 29, 2012
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Catty Wampus

When you or another is so off center and unique that your taura (tuff-aura) is flowing off the charts
Wow Yuni, look over there, those guys making a timothy sandwich are totally catty wampus! I wish I was in the middle of that, that would be tuff.
by Jolly Kirk December 28, 2025
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