Skip to main content

Max Verstappen

A Belgian F1-driver who has been pretending to be a Dutchman for years.
Person 1: Do you know Max Verstappen?
Person 2: Yes, he was born and raised in Belgium and used to represent Belgium at younger levels.
by SkibidiToiletHater December 10, 2023
mugGet the Max Verstappen mug.

Max Verstappen

The greatest driver of all time.

If you disagree. You're clearly a biased British Hamilton lover. Who we don't like.

When mighty Max wins. It's all his generational talent and nothing to do with the car, engine or team.

Anyone who "beats" him is clearly cheating. As evidenced by the "defeat"

Max is so great that every former champion should renounce their titles and give them to Max. Even the Indycar champions.

All other drivers should just move out of Max's way so we can marvel at his brilliance.

Motorsport media and Social Media shall forever be full of those Sucking Max's balls at every opportunity.
Did you see Max Verstappen at the last Grand Prix? I think that the Catholic Church should renounce Jesus and worship Max instead
by Berty777 November 26, 2025
mugGet the Max Verstappen mug.

Max Verstappen

Some random dude who decided not to crash in F1 and become a 3 time world champion
Person 1: TU TU DU DU MAX VERSTAPPEN
Person 2: Excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house?
by SomeFr*nchdudeintheinternet November 14, 2023
mugGet the Max Verstappen mug.

Max Verstappen

Speed is Max Verstappen, the F1 champion who has been faster than anyone else on the track since 2015.

Max Verstappen is not only a driver, he is speed incarnate.

The only way to beat Max Verstappen is to have more speed than speed itself.

Speed is not a number, it is a name: Max Verstappen.
Bro did a Max Verstappen on her, he came in 2 sec flat.
by maxfan33 December 4, 2023
mugGet the Max Verstappen mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email