Valorant

a game for pussies.

Guy#1: Bro do you play valorant?
Guy#2: Yeah I started grinding comp the other night
Guy#1: FUCKIN PUSSY GET YOUR ASS OFF OF VALORANT AND GO GET SOME BITCHES YOU FATASS
Guy#2: Wow bro you don't have to be mean
Guy#1: STFU BRO U LITERALLY SPENT OVER $600 ON THAT STUPID GAME
Guy#2: So what?
Guy#1: EVERY SINGLE DAMN GUN COSTS $20 AND NOW WE CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE
Guy#2: Good thing I won't be needing it because I'm planning on never leaving my gaming chair for the rest of my life!
Guy#1: I HOPE YOU FUCKIN ROT IN THAT CHAIR U BITCH GO PLAY A REAL GAME
Guy#2: Oh yeah? WHAT IS A REEEEAAALLLL GAME???
Guy#1: OH IDK MAYBE CSGO OR LEGO START WARS: THE COMPLETE SAGA??
Guy#2: FINE! I'll just play league of legends its a way better game
Guy#1: *hangs himself*

by Juicy0001 March 24, 2022

valorant player

valorant player
(noun)
(derogatory)

ur a valorant player

by therealwoahvicky March 21, 2021

valorant

A new shooter game, similar to CSGO, but with Overwatch type abilities.

"Have you heard of the new game valorant?"

by Tdycubinobs April 9, 2020

Valorant Virgin

A looser who has a big ego and bully others to increase its power. Valorant is the source of its power and as long as they spend 16 hours of valorant every day, they will maintain their massive ego and will ruin people's day continuously.

This guy is such a valorant virgin. Very sussy baka.

by Family friendly May 17, 2021

valoranthesusiumaconspicalusus

It means the act of being related to autism in any manner

billy is being a little valoranthesusiumaconspicalusus

by ElatedMeerkat December 19, 2021

Valorant Skins

The reason you're broke.

I spent my whole paycheck on valorant skins

by frostywostyuwu June 7, 2022

Valorant

Valorant is an upcoming free-to-play multiplayer first-person shooter video game developed by Riot Games. It is the first game Riot Games has developed in the genre. The game was first announced with the codename Project A in October 2019. It plans to release in Summer 2020.

It has developed a connection with Twitch to host drops if you watch Valorant streams.

Valorant Keys drop when watching a Valorant stream to get access to the closed beta. Valorant Keys take approximately 39 hours to get and is a good way to spend your time during the Covid-19 crisis (circa 2020). Most people don't watch the Valorant streams, they just AFK and wait until they get a drop!

Bob: Aye, mate, you got a Valorant key yet?
Joey: Nah, I've just been waiting 420 hours watching Valorant streams to get it.

by TheSingleCell April 9, 2020