uterine parasite

an unplanned and unwelcome fetus.

Maude's period is late. I bet she has a uterine parasite!

by Anastasia Beeverhousen June 14, 2008

Uterized

A word to describe someone who is unfortunate enough to be a woman

Vaginated may also be used in its place

1: You see that uterized person over there?
2: Yeah, it’s so sad right?

by Crispybear November 5, 2018

Uterization

The process of, or an event leading to one, becoming a pussy.

1.) My thumb injury has caused me to undergo uterization.
2.) I'm really sore from my workout, as a result, I have undergone uterization.

by MontanaEngie August 5, 2012

uterine discipline

When a woman is having irregularly frequent periods.

I've bled 5 times in the last 2 months.
You've got no uterine discipline

by Amk414 August 18, 2020