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Twater

That thin, watery pre-squirt that leaks out of a ketchup bottle before the real load of ketchup arrives. Warm-up drizzle. The condiment equivalent of pre-cum — unwanted, messy, and guaranteed to ruin the mood (and your fries).
“Bro, I squeezed too hard and got twater all over my burger. Felt like the bottle just nutted disappointment on my plate.”
by Gaweezinack69 October 12, 2025
mugGet the Twatermug.

Bottled twater

Water that can be found for sale in grocery stores that is virtually indistinguishable from actual tap water.
I don't know why you waste your money on that bottled twater its the same thing.

My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.
by sillysilverswag May 3, 2018
mugGet the Bottled twatermug.

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