Johnson

Another word for a huge man part, the term you use when you slanging hella dick. Packing straight cock.

If this is your last name your are most likely well endowed and slaying pussy till you get HIV like Magic Johnson

I thought she was looking at my shoes but she was looking at my Johnson.

That girl is fine as fuck, I'm trying to give her this Johnson.

by DreamSZN March 18, 2021

Johnson

Johnson is a square head little boy. He was kicked from Minecraft so now he is playing Roblox.

Person one: "Hi Johnson"
Johnson: "f*** off

by T.T Lover November 6, 2018

johnson

A man's penis, no matter what the size.

Long Dong Silver: Man, you have a tiny johnson.

by Dave111 July 25, 2008

Johnsoning

The act of being stubborn or unrelenting in a way that is hidden behind a veil of cute and aesthetically pleasing behavior and therefor difficult to perceive.

In that outfit, with that smile, I lost the debate. She was totally johnsoning me.

by Knowaspear April 25, 2011

johnson

n. 1. slang for Penis

1.Bona Fide Ride
Step Aside My Johnson
Yes I Could In The Woods Of Wisconsin.

2. That boy has got a huge Johnson.

by Gregory Rice May 31, 2005

Johnson

1.A dick
2.Your penis

My johnson was so far up her pussy last night.
That MILF makes my johnson rock hard

by TerminalNig August 31, 2011

Johnson

To *do this* means to become extra-friendly with poles, due to distractions or merely having too much carvy fun

Uh oh! He just pulled a Johnson

by dizimatt January 1, 2020