A miserable old sod, usually with a beard, who corrects anybody and everybody at every opportune moment. Particularly anal about poor grammar. A geriatric teacher tries to remain relevant by wearing cartoon socks.
by Lady Victoria January 19, 2022
by Islandgirl868 July 14, 2018
A 71 year old named Barnacle that has a Harley Davidson and a hot rod would be considered a geriatric bunny.
by ATX September 02, 2018
Where they play the Jay-Z song that samples "Forever Young" and old people dance very slowly and sadly with each other. More deaths occur here than happen from drugs in normal Discos. These are in Europe.
"I'm going to die soon"
hag dances closer
"Me too"
Hookup occurs. Death ensues. Good way to keep the population down. This all happens inside the geriatric disco.
hag dances closer
"Me too"
Hookup occurs. Death ensues. Good way to keep the population down. This all happens inside the geriatric disco.
by mome-wrath March 30, 2010
A person that likes to have sex in front of an old person. Said person is usually mentally disabled and has no idea what is going on.
Guy 1: "My girlfriend is a geriatric exhibitionist.."
Guy 2: "Dude, not cool. That's gross"
Guy 1: "No, not really. Her grandma has no idea what the hell is going on. And if it gets her to give me a bj I'm perfectly fine with it."
Guy 2: "Dude, not cool. That's gross"
Guy 1: "No, not really. Her grandma has no idea what the hell is going on. And if it gets her to give me a bj I'm perfectly fine with it."
by SexyLilKara June 18, 2008
Person who absolutely loves the same culture as people who were born during the great depression and some modern day music but hates the 90s
I am 21 and I listen to Doo wop,the 50s;60s;70s;80s;2000s era and that makes me a geriatric youngin.
by Kitty Minx June 18, 2021
by Mac Geriatrickz you Ho October 25, 2010