A totally gaywad movie about a bunch of low life fartknockers that don't have jobs, but manage to drive $80,000 cars and loaf around all day having *kewl* adventures.
The Fast And The Furious should have included the Mystery Van from Scooby-Doo, then it would have rocked.
by The Dodger November 11, 2003
A crappy movie that the director compares to opera, starring an actor who the director keeps calling "a beautiful, beautiful man." And it has Vin Deisel.
by Lifeman October 04, 2003
by Dude May 19, 2004
A street racing series that used to be all about racing. and actually had focus on the fans. However, once "Fast and Furious" was made, everything about the series did a flip, now only focusing on action and explosions that would make Michael Bay proud. In essence, the car series has become a cash cow.
Person 1: Goddamn, I hear the new Fast and the Furious movie is coming tomorrow!
Person 2: Yeah, I would rather save my movie. Honestly, what the fuck does "family" mean in the movie?
Person 2: Yeah, I would rather save my movie. Honestly, what the fuck does "family" mean in the movie?
by senthurmanz April 26, 2017
Extremely shit movie which lacks a key point, a storyline. Stupid rice boys like the movie because of shit cars with green and orange bodykits that contain 'nos'. The cars are so shit that NOS is the only thing that can make the skips on wheels to move. Also stars extemely shit actors, such as Vin Diesel
Some kid: That orange car in fast and furious is teh best car in the movie!
Me: Orange car? I thought it was a rusty skip...
Me: Orange car? I thought it was a rusty skip...
by Lewis February 01, 2004
The movie's alright as long as you're watching for free so you don't have to beat yourself up over the transparent plot.
by Shawn E. June 24, 2003
A totally retarded movie about criminals and a cop who basically the entire movie is them racing fast cars and high-tailing it away from cops.
Fast and the Furious is booty ass donkey balls
by anonymous June 14, 2003