Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.
"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".
"Why do you keep calling me that?"
"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...
"Why do you keep calling me that?"
"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...
by Bubba Zanetti February 7, 2020
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