Barding

(adverb) bar'-ding
1. The exaggeration of something to dynamic proportions.
2. To act as a bard, making one's self look heroic
3. Being stupid to impress friends over trifle.

Person A: "I defeated my enemy in unarmed combat!"
Person B: "Person A got in a tickle fight with his girlfriend. I hear he won this time."
Person C:"Dammit, there he goes, barding again!"

by Squall_of_Lincoln July 15, 2005

Bard

to ditch or to blow off plans which you had previously made...especially for a significant other.

man, max really barded out on us, that's so typical of max.

by phillyb13 May 24, 2007

Bard

A bald retard

Dr. Evil is such a bard.

by TheOriginalBard July 28, 2010

Bard

a better version of bad

"dam you bard"

by hahaiwrotethis May 27, 2021

Bard

A league of legends champ that is only played by individuals that are hard for bard.

Martha: omg did u just see Jed? I heard he played bard in the last tournament.
John: Yea you didn't know, he's hard for bard

by Pepsicle January 15, 2021

bard

To show a person that he/she has just been majorly insulted

Billy: I have a new girlfriend
Tom: Dude, that's your cousin
Billy: No... wait... you're right
Tom: Ha ha, DANG BARD!!!!

by Bard Master January 09, 2005

Bard

Absolutely not going to do what a person thinks you would do for them

Come help me cuz

How "bard" are you but ?

by Jimmy jones from banks town February 09, 2020