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Requires one naked virgin girl, one bunk bed, one large sheet of plastic, and three audience members.

Position the naked virgin on the bottom bunk so that she is on her stomach, her ass is in the air, and her legs are resting on the floor. Have the audience members placed directly behind her ass, sitting in folding chairs, and plastic at the ready. The man goes to the top bunk and positions himself so that he can somersault off the top bunk while hanging on to the bed frame, thus ensuring that he’ll swing toward the girl. Before doing this, the man must have an erection. The man swings down from the top bunk, aiming his penis so that it slides seamlessly into the girl’s vagina. With so much force behind the penis, the virgin’s cherry explodes all over the audience members, who put up the plastic shield and laugh hysterically.
"I always knew my first time would be special. I'm just so happy Todd was limber enough to do The Messy George Gallagher
by Chaz Palletz February 17, 2010
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A track by Nirvana, found as a bonus on the European Version(s) of the CD In Utero, around 20 minutes after the end of the last track on the CD, All Apologies (23:59). If it is on your copy of the CD, there will be a sticker on the cover saying "Exclusive International Bonus Track". Also, if it's not mentionet on the back of the cover, it's NOT there.

Note, that it might also be on the Australian version of the In Utero CD.
Dude, you should really check for the Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip on your CD...
by Demon369 November 27, 2004
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Someone who thinks they're super hot, uses the words "toots" "doll", and "grunt grunt grunt"(while at gym). Someone who really shouldnt think they are so hittable when all their friends are hotter than they are. In short, the loser of the group, and the biggest fucking pervert of them all.
TheGallows, that fucking TOOL.
by neiivbieubv March 22, 2008
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