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Swizzy Jizzy

The act of ejaculating between a woman’s ass crack perfectly and paying your tab by swiping your Visa, MasterCard, American Express or Discover Card quickly
Hey bro, how was the sex with Mandy?

I screwed her brains out bro, but I pulled out to swizzy jizzy on that big jumbo ass! So much fun bro.
by ManMythLegendDMV May 28, 2018
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mo-swizzy

Swizzy = Drunk

Mo-weezy = Moet campaign
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Mo-swizzy = Drunk on Moet campaign
"you wanna zip mo-weezy?"
"I'm already swizzy"
"Yeah, but not mo-swizzy!"
by the, not,so,drunk,guy March 4, 2018
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Captain Swizzly

A.K.A. Swizzlesticks

That one friend you have who always takes charge of a situation. A natural born leader.
Rusty: Aye, where are we going for lunch Captain Swizzly?

Cpt. S: Arby's.

Rusty: But Arby's su-

Cpt. S: shut up, I'm Captain Swizzly.
by Jackman6of7 November 21, 2019
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