Sphincteritis

A viral infestation of asshole behavior. Extremely ubiquitous. No known cure but sure working on one.

Jeff was suffering from a severe case of sphincteritis

by Dr. AntiSphincter May 17, 2010

sphincter

Circular muscle in the anus; can be developed in gay anal sex receivers to clamp down on the penis and give pleasure to the giver, often making them ejaculate, depending on the skill of the receiver.

Peter Goesinya always like to fuck Chuck because Chuck's sphincter muscle had been well trained and was always used at just the right time.

by Richard Black April 12, 2005

sphinctered

sphinctered,to be off ones head, totally not in control, physically or mentally whether that be caused by drugs, alcohol, or something else

went to an allnighter with some mates,could,nt hardly stand up, we were well sphinctered when we left

by dirtbox July 24, 2006

sphincter

A derogatory term derived from the film Wayne's World.

A:A sphincter says what?

B:What?

A:Hahahahaha you are a sphincter!!!!

by Damien Hogg December 7, 2006

sphincter

the butthole or an asshole

"4chan is the sphincter of the internet "

by black thunder 99 August 23, 2016

sphincter

one of a cult of homosexual Egyptians who worship the Sphinx

"He ain't no jehovah, he's a sphincter"

by Chip Assman April 28, 2003

sphincter

That's your buttholepeeping turtle!

I'll have a pancreas, two sphincters, and a large coke.

by Baba Ganoush November 27, 2003