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Shit Shingles

Dried crusty shit flakes at the top of someone's ass crack who doesn't wash their ass.
Hey Shawn, you can tear off those Shit Shingles now. It's not gonna rain so I don't think your asshole will get wet now.
by Sick MikeyG January 10, 2021
mugGet the Shit Shinglesmug.

shit shingle

Having anal sex with an unclean ass.
Upon completion, one finds a turd atop his penis. This act is directly responsible for the "Dirty Sanchez".
"Man, that fat bitch I was fuckin got me all shit shingled."
by Sskid January 17, 2005
mugGet the shit shinglemug.

shit shingled

When fucking an unclean asshole, it is very possible to remove your dick, covered with your partners shit. This problem is best solved by wiping your partner's face with said shit covered member. Resulting in a dirty sanchez.
by Iva-Bigun September 5, 2005
mugGet the shit shingledmug.

shit shingle

its when you let out a crap and its in the shape of a rectangle, hard and crusty
i found a shit shingle on my pillow last night
by KC roller biatch March 29, 2004
mugGet the shit shinglemug.

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
mugGet the Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!mug.

Shit On A Shingle

I'm really craving shit on a shingle right now. šŸ˜‹
by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023
mugGet the Shit On A Shinglemug.

Shit on a Shingle

ā€œhey man you hear the new album? it’s fireā€
ā€œnah man that’s shit on a shingleā€
by lĆørd skum February 20, 2019
mugGet the Shit on a Shinglemug.

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