Schell's Deer Brand

A brand of cheap beer drank by people who prefer their beer to taste like beer, as opposed to bathwater and piss. Brewed by the Schell's Brewing Company of New Ulm, Minnesota. In addition to their signature lager, they brew various seasonal and year-round varieties as well as Grain Belt products. Really good for the price.
Doug: Man, I'd sure like to get wasted, but I'm on a budget. What's a good cheap beer?

Michael: How about Schell's Deer Brand? You can't get much better for the price.

Doug: No thanks. I prefer the taste of bathwater and piss.
by Æðelberht January 29, 2014
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Schell Elementary School

It may look like a good school but tbh only fatties go there that think they are just know it alls (your sibling) they try and be helpful but are just straight up brats, and they also spit at people wen u dont buy them vbucks or some stylish doodoo shoes, plus
Kid ( in bratty & squeeky voice) :I Go To Schell Elementary School! haha lol
Random Savage: Good Luck in life. gg
by kidthats'siblinggoesthere June 19, 2019
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Schell Yeah!

Do you want to go to Olive Garden?
SCHELL YEAH!
by Mmae June 11, 2018
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Schelled

the action of bragging about anally fucking your friends sister
by Balenciaga bae January 8, 2022
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