alaskan sardines

An Alaskan sardine is a sexual act of freezing large amounts of semen in tubular popsicle trays, then using this "cumsicle" as a toy for masturbation

The porn stars are now starting a trend called "Alaskan sardines."

by thegreatjlinc February 8, 2017

CP sardines

When you lay in your bed the opposite way around underneath your blanket. The bottom of the sheet is still tucked in and you are cozy like a sardine.

I could not get to sleep last night so I finally went to CP sardines and slept right through my alarm!

by DafunkyWERDman April 25, 2017

Heavy sardines

The next stage to the phrase "heavy salad"

Used in very stressful situations

"Mate this maths level is heavy salad"

"Nah bro its heavy sardines"

by BigKieth June 7, 2021

Sauce the sardines

1. To share gossip.

Synonyms: spread rumors, spread gossip, circulate rumors, spill tea, spread stories, tittle-tattle, tattle, talk, whisper, tête à tête, tell tales, stories, muckrake, tidbit

Past tense: Sauced the sardines

"I watched Marsha and Abby in the corner sauce the sardines in private."

“You told me you had sardines to sauce, what is it?”

by Becutestaymute July 31, 2019