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South Salem Highschool 

If you're thinking about shooting up a school, this would not be the school you would want to. There is always one or more pedophile security guards that already pull their guns on speds when they feel like it. The lunch is open campus but only for thirty minutes. So I guess if your a rich fuck that doesn't mind spending $30 on uber eats half a period before class then your fine. Until some beaner finesses your food.
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salem highschool 

Crappy school with crappy administration. Will suspend you for anything will purposely make you mad just to write you up. Full of useless pot heads and if you don't play an important sport you don't matter to the school. Will do just about anything to get rid of the "problem kids" who just need a little extra attention, so the school has a good overall gpa. The school expects you to snitch on any and everyone and some kids do but the ones that dont get in trouble for not snitching. Walk into the bathroom odds are 9/10 you will find a group of kids hitting a juul or a mr fog of some sort. Teachers don't care about our education just our test scores. Fired the only teacher that did care about the education. Covers up most of what happens in the school from the media even though the school is probably one of the worst schools in history food isn't even safe for kids to eat most of the time taste like plastic. Nudes are constantly being spread around the school yet no one seems to care unless someone the administration cares about says something or a kid they dont like is the one doing it. Long story short salem fucking sucks periodt...
Man fuck salem high

Salem highschool- wackest school ever

St.Francis de sales Highschool 

St Francis desales Highschool is a gay ass boring ass lame ass high school with racist teachers that favor every white student in existence. It’s also famously known for a rape incident that happened in the school parking lot with administrators such as bill stellar sugar coating it.
“Omg you go to St.Francis de sales Highschool that lame ass school