st louis jellyfish

Result of when a man ejaculates into liquid, normally water such as a bathtub, pool, hot tub, cup, etc...

He must have really enjoyed that bath because he left a St Louis Jellyfish in the tub.

by IamK April 13, 2014

St Louis Plank

The act of planking while in the air with no support and hovering for a moment. The persons body must be as straight as possible, parallel to the surface below, with arms flush to their torso and give zero Fs to to forthcoming slam. The brief moment that all these attributes are true, and photographed is termed: St Louis Plank. Usually accomplished by jumping onto a bed (sometimes off another bed) and landing completely flat bodied and smush faced. Originating in St Louis in the early 2020s, this exercise can be performed either as a way to show total excitement or complete exhaustion and is most commonly performed by a person for an audience with a camera app at the ready. A variation, the St Louis Multi Plank, can be performed where at least 2 people attempt the SLP from opposing beds- ie that of a hotel room.

Friend1: Yo dawg, I just danced all night and finna passout.

<Launches Himself on the bed with arms at sides and face first in the pillow>

Friend2: <snaps photo while friend1 was in the air like a boss>. Awwshnaps, I just got a foto of yo St Louis Plank!

Friend1: post that ish! <snorrrrrrrrres>

by Jon Hammburger July 25, 2023

st louis slugger

The act of jacking off, shooting your load into the air, and hitting it on its descent with a baseball bat.

Why's your bat so dirty? Were you doing a st louis slugger?

by A-C-E - ACE!!! June 14, 2010

st louis train wreck

When you get gangbanged with the intent of deforming your vaginal and/or anal walls.

"Dude, my girl was in a St Louis Train Wreck."

by SirShitsHimself October 27, 2017

St louis Cardinals

The St Louis Cardinals are team in St Louis Missouri who are 10 times World Series winners, in the years of 2006, 1982, 1967, 1964, 1946, 1944, 1942, 1934, 1931, 1926.

They play at Busch Stadium, and their star player is Albert Pujols.

Other nicknames

The Cards, The Redbirds, The Birds

Albert Pujols plays for the St Louis Cardinals

by Pujolsfa5 September 11, 2009

St Louis Cardinals

A team that is way better than the Chicago Cubs.

World Series won:
St Louis Cardinals: 10
Chicago Cubs: 2

CASE IN POINT

by CardsFan08 December 11, 2010

St.Louis Cardinals

St. Louis Cardinals are a PimpAss team that rules over all others in the MLB. Lost to Boston in the world series because we let them.

Did you hear about the St.Louis Cardinals? Yeah they are pimp.

by G.Boy September 29, 2005