SLOANES: A SPOTTERS GUIDE!
Must haves include fake
tan, a "hard" music taste, slutty style sense, footless tights, skinny jeans,
rich stuck up attitude, jack wills trackies, having a debit card paid for by 'daddy', nude lips, purpsosely messed up hair, derogatary behaviour towards anyone who isnt 2 pounds off muscle faliure, battered ballet pumps, gold belts, oversized leather bags, being very
rich but thick, denim skirts that could be a belt, long hair, going to a private
school 4 rich
kids ... etc etc
Optional extras include drug abuse, dyed peroxide blonde hair, getting pregnant b4 the age of 15, smoking, putting pictures of their boobs on bebo or
myspace, pretending to be bi to come across more atractive to
boys,
Sloanes are hard to tell apart as they dress and act in exactly the same way. They are often seen in large groups intimidating there unsloany dignified contempories or wrapped around
boys, preferably older than them with hair slaped in more hair products than u wud find occupying an average salon with painfully huge egos.
