my cat scratched me

A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.

“what’s that?”
“my cat scratched me.”

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer November 7, 2021

Cat scratches

A way to describe self harm scars that were caused by sharp objects

Why do you have so many cat scratches on your arm?

by Andie the cat May 17, 2025

cat scratches

used by someone referring to small ‘non-serious’ cat-like self harm cuts

“are those sh cuts?”

“oh yeah, but they’re only cat scratches”

by limpbizzz49 August 24, 2022

Cat Scratch Fever

When you insert your penis into a cat and grab its tail and pull to make the grip tighter but then the cat scratches your Gooch from underneath

I was so deep in that feline but then it gave me some Cat Scratch Fever

by DumbNFat February 3, 2025

Cat Scratches

Usually used about self-harm cuts that either don't or barely break the skin.

Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."

Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."

by anonymous November 28, 2024

scratch cat

the mascot of scratch

The Scratch cat is the mascot of Scratch. He can,well change stuff -_-
example: person1 - the scratchcat is the mascot of scratch
person 2 - lies the scratchteam is

person1 - t h e s c r a t c h t e a m i n c l u d e s t h e s c r a t c h c a t
person2 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by _ScratchOn_ March 22, 2021