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E.M.A.O.S.T.F.U.

Jehovah’s Witness: hey i just wanted to give you this flier and talk to you abou-

You: E.M.A.O.S.T.F.U.
by take me to new york November 12, 2019
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L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F

let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face
me: it’s L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F day!!!
her: what the fuxk does that mean?
me: let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face
her: oh... hell yes
by leave me to suck her cooter November 4, 2019
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This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020
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rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
by Omnibender February 22, 2011
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l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.
Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!
by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016
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s.t.f.u.y.p.o.s.

an aggresive term used mainly online and for texting meaning Shut The Fuck Up You Piece Of Shit!
after multiple text messges, the girl became annoyed and texted the sender back, saying "S.T.F.U.Y.P.O.S.!"
by Cornelius B. April 12, 2008
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F.O.O.T.'s

"Those F.O.O.T.'s come into our town hog the streets, use our stuff, eat our food, trash our town, and leave us with the mess!"
by DR3WTASTIC July 13, 2012
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