Real Isopod Hours

The time of night when people come out in search for food

*in a mcDonalds at 2 a.m.*
-Hey josh, what are you doing here?
-I was hungry so I waited for REAL ISOPOD HOURS to get something to eat.

by Handle #354566 December 4, 2017

Bring it in for the real thing

The act of embracing a fellow man who you would regard as a brother in a strictly heterosexual manner.

"Come here brother, give me a hug! Bring it in for the real thing!"

by P-ROYCHCH February 26, 2009

Imma keep it real with you chief

You say this to your homie before you keep it real with them

"Imma keep it real with you chief, your girl is a hoe"

by niggardly advertise June 2, 2018

Got real bad

The act of getting intoxicated and performing an act that you would not normally do.

Hausman got real bad last night at Bot's and hooked up with Harvey Wallbanger. Last time we saw him he was washing the gay off his penis.

by R. DiCerbo March 8, 2013

Among us in real life

AMONG😩US🥶IN🥵REAL😈LIFE🤬SUS🤪SUS🤑

Random white girl on YouTube: Among us in real life sus sus

by Amongusinreallifesussus April 12, 2021

a real G

Someone who's not fake and is always there for you.

"Colin is a real G" "Bro thanks for letting me copy your homework, your a real G"

by The Real G; May 4, 2019

Real ID Act

Worse than the Patriot Act. Will put Homeland Security above the law. Heil Dubya!

SEC 102. WAIVER OF LAWS NECESSARY FOR IMPROVEMENT OF BARRIERS AT BORDERS.

Section 102(c) of the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act of 1996 (8 U.S.C. 1103 note) is amended to read as follows:


`(c) Waiver-


`(1) IN GENERAL- Notwithstanding any other provision of law, the Secretary of Homeland Security shall have the authority to waive, and shall waive, all laws such Secretary, in such Secretary's sole discretion, determines necessary to ensure expeditious construction of the barriers and roads under this section.


`(2) NO JUDICIAL REVIEW- Notwithstanding any other provision of law (statutory or nonstatutory), no court shall have jurisdiction--




`(A) to hear any cause or claim arising from any action undertaken, or any decision made, by the Secretary of Homeland Security pursuant to paragraph (1); or

`(B) to order compensatory, declaratory, injunctive, equitable, or any other relief for damage alleged to arise from any such action or decision.'.

by Caleb Grant February 5, 2005