raccooning (verb)
ra·coon·ing | /rəˈko͞oniNG/
1. The art of staying home all day doing
absolutely nothing productive — just eating trash food, binging movies, gaming, scrolling, and living like a little indoor
trash panda.
2. A full-day commitment to laziness, snacks, and zero
social interaction. Similar to “goblin mode,” but cuter and grimier.
• “Don’t text me today, I’m raccooning hard with chips and Netflix.”
• “She skipped
the party to raccoon
on the couch with ice cream and
Mario Kart.”
• “If chilling were a sport, raccooning would win gold every time.”