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National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day 

Falls on the date January 1st
National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day is to celebrate the gworls with a gigantic bulge like pussy. The appreciation of this day stems from the girl with the fattest moose pussy, Chloe. We want to honor the gworls on this day and if you know someone with a big fat moose pussy, please cash app her $5 on this glorious day.
“ Oh today is National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day? Damn i need to cash app her $5…”
“National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day, got me missing my old girl Chloe!”
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Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 

A day for women/men to lick a dick/Eat a pussy of someone they like or feel is deserving of the pleasure of said oral sex act. Celebrated every year on April 8th.
Wednesday will be Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 2020 so my girlfriend and I will be giving one another oral sex.

national shave pussy day

what day is it?

well i’ll be, it’s national shave pussy day!!

National Eat Pussy Day 

On June 25th people celebrate National Eat Pussy Day by eating a girl out.
Im going to Jessica’s house tomorrow to eat her out since it’s National Eat Pussy Day.

National eating pussy day 

On June 28th every year, go and get some pussy, and eat the pussy up good! Have her breathing heavy and body shaking!
Today is where eating pussy is allowed on national eating pussy day.

Get some pussy day

June 6th is a day, when you can get some pussy, pics of it, feel of it, just say it to your girl and you can do whatever you want with her pussy
Josh:Hey, Emma!
Emma: Hi, what’s up?
Josh:You know what day it is? It’s june 6th, get some pussy day!

National slap pussy day 

April 15 go up to a girl slap their pussy cause why not