internet caricature of someone who treats inclusion like a career move - loud public takes, lots of moral theater, and a constant hunt for social leverage - while doing very little that actually helps the people they claim to defend. Think performative activism / virtue signaling, but with a smug “I’m the main character of ethics” vibe.
Matt: “Gamergate wasn’t really for women in games, it was for purple hairs.”
Scott: “Purple hairs?”
Matt: “Yeah—people who treat inclusion like a side-quest that drops Influence +10.”
Scott: “Purple hairs?”
Matt: “Yeah—people who treat inclusion like a side-quest that drops Influence +10.”
by O-Dawg87 December 18, 2025
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