punjabi

punjabis are the bravest and most courageous people in India. They are the defenders of the poor and protected the country for years from invading forces. Punjabis are predominantly Sikh and have protected the sorry ass, cowards called Hindus.

Punjabis protected India from invaders centuries ago.

by Aaron Heyward September 26, 2005

punjabi

One of the few races that can get any amount of bitches they want.The first part of Punjabi (punj) means 5, and that's how many more bitches we get than any other race
The chicks....yeaaa boiii.

White Guy: I'm pimpin it yo, 3 bitches at once
Punjabi Guy: Ha, you pathetic little white guy, I got eight.

by G-Rora October 18, 2009

punjabi

A telemarketer who sounds like he is from India.

A punjabi keeps calling me and trying to sell me Viagra!

by kaebomb October 21, 2015

punjabi

the most atrocious boxing maneuver where you kick a man in the testicles repeatedly and then give the opponent a kiss. Punjabi is also known to be a gay momma addicted to heroin crack cocaine.

That guy is a real punjabi

by joe31 March 12, 2022

punjabi

Decent people but also have a lot of sardars who get made fun of.

Ass wipes abcd "desi" kids who brag about shit their ancestors did.

From punjab = punjabi, decent people who have some douchebags.

by kikoinkokoland October 3, 2007

punjabi

the act of shoving a very large, painfull object up one's ass.

You can go punjabi yourself and the horse you rode in on.

by bbsg December 7, 2011

punjabi

Punjabi is not a nationality or language. Punjabi is a condition that can take over anyone any time. This condition influences one to fuck his/her close realatives like, mother, sister, brother, uncle, aunty, grandma, grandpa and particularly brother's wife.

Damn, Harbajan fucked his sister-in-law in the ass so hard that she couldn't walk for days and when his brother found out he excused himself by claiming to be a punjabi.

by nankana sahib October 26, 2006