poop cancer

Slang term for constipation.

"I had severe poop cancer yesterday."

by thevibesinquestion May 25, 2023

Pierceland Poop Canoe

A sex position originating in Pierceland, SK . The Pierceland Poop Canoe is when the female has the urge to defecate she will inform the male counterpart and she will spread her glutes to reveal a shit-slopped anus. he then inserts his penis into the vessel and later inserts it into the vaginal canal resulting in the latter.

‘yo is that k****n?’
‘i hear he likes to do the pierceland poop canoe!!’

by Bigdikpronstar666 November 2, 2021

Poopcandle

1. when you take a crap that smells so bad a candle is

required.

2. when you take a crap that resembles a candle, then light it on fire

Matt- "i bet if you lit a black guy on fire it would look like a poopcandle"

David- "Nipples!"

by lil pga pro 1 May 19, 2009

Poopcano

if you're ever on cities skylines youtube, there's a high chance you've encountered the poopcano.
The mayor, instead of filtering sewage or letting it pour out into a river or a sea, deposits all sewage into a large mountain with a hole inside of it. In many scenarios, the poopcano ends up exploding, erupting, or otherwise destroyed to have all of the sewage desimate the city that created it.

Citizen 1: Wow, I love your city! Fresh air, no pylons, residential everywhere!
Citizen 2: I know right!
Citizen 1: What's that large mountain over there?
Citizen 2: Oh that? That's our very own poopcano!
Citizen 1: Poopcano?!
Citizen 2: YES! It's where our taco bell goes to after going through our digestive systems.
Citizen 1: Will it erupt?
Citizen 2: Of course not.
The poopcano erupts
Citizen 2: Aw man.

by WizardFrogge April 26, 2022