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Our Lady of Pompeii
OLP
Old Lady Prison

A school in Greenwich village where you would get beaten by nuns.
I went to Our Lady of Pompeii in 1967, I got beaten by nuns.
by matcat98 March 10, 2016
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Pompeii Wake-Up Call

(pom-PAY)

Oral sex which results in wakening from sleep.

Derived from the Roman city of Pompeii, which is known for its rampant prostitution and sexual debauchery.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "How'd it go with that girl from the party last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great! She gave me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call this morning and then made me bacon and pancakes."
Guy 1: "Nice!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she makes the best pancakes."

Example 2:
Girl 1: "You two left the party pretty drunk last night, how'd it go?
Girl 2: "Neither of us remember the night, but the morning was horrible!"
Girl 1: "Why? What happened?"
Girl 2: "I thought he was giving me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call, but then I realized he just passed out with his face between my legs."
by G. I. Love August 14, 2009
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Pompeii Position

A position where 2 individuals are laying there holding each other while it seems the whole world and problems that may be present disappear and nothing matters at that moment besides the 2 of you . Even on a day when life throws you a disaster that tears your heart open and makes you want to hate .. in this position all that hate , all that sadness will become non apparent and you will find happiness once again ...
I hate everything in my life babe , let's get into our Pompeii position and make it all vanish for just. A min to breathe .. I love you
by Whattodo November 24, 2019
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The Pompeii

Plugging a hollow buttplug with an explosive firework and drinking laxatives, then once there's pressure point the plug as high as possible, light it, and watch the lava fly.
"I heard James tried doing The Pompeii last week. Apparently his asshole doubled in size."
by Knight'n Game September 9, 2023
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pompeiied

Life ending in the fetal position from a lava or radioactive waste burial.
Despite the warnings, Kona stayed put...thinking man is greater than nature and in turn, got pompeiied by last night's flow.
by Ratattacktack December 27, 2022
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emotional pompeii

It is when someone is so overwhelmed with emotion, it resembles the crisis of the Italian volcanic eruption in 79 AD
In the story of Antigone, Creon was having an emotional pompeii when he realized he was a shitty king.
by ayoshep_4 November 20, 2021
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pompeii handover

When the giver of a cup of tea or coffee holds the handle when giving the mug to the receiver, forcing the receiver to hold the hot part of the mug
"Ouch that's hot , why a Pompeii handover ???"
by Jammy dodger August 19, 2017
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