Pamming

To milk an injury or sickness for attention/pity, much more than warranted for. Coined after the name of the wife seen in the Nyquil television advertisements of 2011/2012: "Pam.. Pam.. Can you call my mom?"

"Ohhh owwww, my leg is SO sore, I can't even walk. Can you get me a blanket?" "Quit pamming."

"David was pamming so much last night, asked me to take him to the hospital because he had the sniffles."

by Pseudonymmm March 2, 2012

poeming

writing a poem for the poeming unit for literature class

bob's gmail status: "don't disturb me. i'm poeming."

by fwovbyrs May 27, 2009

Pomping

It is a form of intercourse but only happens between a bokkie and a boytjie other family members are welcome to join in the pomping session

Hey I was pomping my bokkie this weekend

by Biscuit December 6, 2004

pooming

the act of defecating inside another person while they gape

the girl bent over and gaped while the elderly man started pooming in her gape

by alexzanderSJCO July 21, 2009

pumming

The act of pooping and cumming at the same time, typically without a sexual partner.

"Last night I was pumming on the toilet"
"One time I came when I was pooping. I pummed"

by TheSStrainwreck June 17, 2018

Pooming

Taking a Poop 💩 or sitting on the commode while on a Zoom call.

Dude are you sitting on the commode? You’re totally “pooming” on the conference call

OMG Mike you totally “poomed” on that call we heard you flush!

by Translayta December 8, 2020

Pomping Off

The act of being pompus.

"Terry wont shut up about his new job that pays six figures. I wish he would stop pomping off and talk about real issues"

by UncleDad Jeans Within September 17, 2021