Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.
by Faroushky October 2, 2020
Get the National Pay Your Wife Day mug.A Pay Day is when you have unprotected anal sex and you get a small peanut lodged in your pee hole.
You then find a friend and pee on them, shooting the peanut in their direction, like the Pay Day candy bar.
You then find a friend and pee on them, shooting the peanut in their direction, like the Pay Day candy bar.
Charles played a prank on me by hiding my phone. I got him back with a Pay Day! Boy was he surprised.
by scratchedtaint June 21, 2022
Get the Pay Day mug.National pay me day is held on the 13th of December, and is only useable by anyone born on this day. no one else. basically, if you were born on lucky number 13/12, your friends ABSOLUTELY MUST give you at least $1. they can give it to u any time, so if it is the day after or the day before your birthday on December 13th, they still ABSOLUTELY MUST pay you the money. so yes, that ABSOLUTELY MUST mean that all of Tay-Tay's friends will be down at least a dollar because they were forced to pay her. thank me later Taylor Swift :)
Person 1: omg its your birthday!!
person 2: yeah and u know what else it is!! hand it over!
Person 1: ugh fine, i totally forgot it was national pay me day!! today *hands over $10*
person 2: yeah and u know what else it is!! hand it over!
Person 1: ugh fine, i totally forgot it was national pay me day!! today *hands over $10*
by i'm married to Shrek <3333 August 5, 2023
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