oh shit handle

the handle that is attached to the interior of most cars above the window of the passenger seat. when riding with a dumbass driver, or haulin' ass through or around rush hour traffic, the oh shit handle becomes very convenient for whoever's riding shotgun.

oh shit handles should be used with a little caution, as one's hands could become one with the oh shit handle, and as unfortunate and unlikely as it seems you must first have your dick welded to a rock to have it removed.

by Black Button September 30, 2008

oh shit handle

the handle above the passenger-side door that one grabs when the driver makes a hard turn.

Because I was weaving through traffic, she grabbed the oh shit handle and asked me to slow down.

by monkey on a leash October 26, 2010

oh shit handles

a large woman's love handles, used for holding on when she is having her way with a smaller man as he yells "oh shit" and desperately clinches her love handles.

"She wasnt gonna let up, so I grabbed me some of them oh shit handles and held on for my life"

by Vultron January 9, 2008