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ninja-text

A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.
Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"

Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"

Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011
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ninjanet

one who is being taught by her mother who is a master of ninjaism.
the young gril recieved her black belt by the age of 2.
the young girl at age 16 is a ninjanet
by alexis hula April 30, 2011
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Ninjasexual

"Hey, are you dreamphobic? Well I'm Ninjasexual!"
by Ninja Fortnite Blevins June 1, 2021
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