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National finger your girl day 

January 11th is national finger your girl day no matter how much she wants it or dosent you have to finger the box off her
Did you know today is national finger your girl day he replied yes I made my girl cum so much

National finger a nerd day 

June 25 is celebrated as National finger a nerd day , one this day nerds are to be fingered deep up their prostate and made to get orgasm
A: Hey fatty .... Tonight we three are gonna have a nightout . Wanna join ?
B: surely , how can I refuse an orgasm ... I know what you're gonna do with my prostate after all it's national finger a nerd day .

National finger your girl day 

This day is very good and fun. It is on October 12. Usually you finger her then eat her out. If your girl doesn’t let you finger her you should break up.
Guy: Guess what day it is
Girl: what?
Guy: National finger your girl day so get down and spread those legs.

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day 

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.
April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".

3rd April National Fish fingers And Custard Day 

Hey Amelia did you know it’s 3rd April national Fish fingers And Custard Day today it’s