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National Kick Boys in the Balls Day 

A to celebrate assholes, give them a present of a lifetime. A nice kick in the balls. Occurs on April 13.

national kick boys in the pp day 

kick a boys pp today cause men suck!
hey its national kick boys in the pp day! *kicks them in the pp*

National Blonde hair blue eyes boys named Liam day 

A day commencing on September the 3rd, honouring all boys/men with blonde hair and blue eyes, particularly those named "Liam". This day requires you to splash out $5 to every boy who falls under these characteristics.
"Today, is National blonde hair blue eyes boys named Liam day, better give every Liam with blonde hair and blue eyes $5!"