National Throw Almost Short People Day

This is the day when you throw everyone that is almost short according to National Throw Short People Day standards. Anyone who is 5'8" and below can be thrown without their permission. This is to be done on October 22nd, the day after National Throw Short People Day.

Bob: "Alright Elly, today is your turn! It's National Throw Almost Short People Day."

Elly"Wait, no!" *gets yeeted*

National Throw Almost Short People Day by LoydLonders November 15, 2022

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National Throw the Short People Day

October 21, a day where you can throw your short friend (anyone shorter than you). The person being thrown cannot reject the thrower his rights.

Last National Throw the Short People Day, I threw your mom

National Throw the Short People Day by Gray57 May 6, 2022

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National throw Shorts people day

yeet those under 5'4 with gusto and bless the ground they fall on. The date goes on October 23rd.

"Why'd you throw me"
"Because its national throw shorts people day bitch"

National throw Shorts people day by cfbs get fucked September 9, 2020

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