Mowgli is amazing, handsome and beautiful. They can run, sing, dance, act, just everything! They are also very gay gay gay! They love women so much that they will even be in debt for them. Everyone thinks Mowgli is boring, but no! They just think what they want to say in their head, and maybe thats for the best ( for others ). In conclusion, Mowgli is the most perfect person in the galaxy.

“Is that Mowgli?” this random person said.

“Yes, that ugly bitch is so ughh- i cant even describe how much i hate them,” the busted guy responded.

“Huh!???? How dare you,” the beautiful girl hits the busted guy in his busted face, “they are mine! You dare say rude stuff when you smell like shet.”

“Lets go, darling,” said Mowgli coming out of nowhere, they hooked arms with the girl, then they got married and lived happily ever after together.

Fin.

Mowgli by mowshorny November 23, 2021

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mowgli

a bengal cat that likes to visit houses that it does not live in and has a very deep voice. often found under the covers in your guest bedroom

me: i think that is a mowgli!
mowgli: MOWWWW 👹👹

mowgli by KnockingTheWallsDown June 25, 2022

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Mowgli

Mowgli is a sweet boy cat. He purrs sometimes but not all the timea

Nora: Your cat is such a Mowgli
Parissa: Yeah but shes a girl

Mowgli by kotgbjkvgrbgtgt December 22, 2022

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Did a Mowgli

Formerly meant as the action of sitting on a chair and breaking it due to extreme obesity, it has recently come to mean defecating on a chair (most likely due to extreme inebriation) and then admitting to it publicly with no shame.

Either way, no one will be using that chair after you.

"So it turns out j may have gotten do drunk last night that I did a massive poo on the living room chair hitch I'm now having to clean up after a massive argument . I font geek so good."

"Looks like you really did a Mowgli there!"

Did a Mowgli by Jock O'Tubby February 23, 2012

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