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mowgli

a term describing the condition of one's or boyfriend's boxers upon waking up as they have bunched up and now look like the character Mowgli's shorts. This term is especially valid if your boyfriend's hair is absolutely ridiculous.
Girlfriend: Hah, you have a total mowgli right now...

Boyfriend: (looks down and then looks at girlfriend seductively) Wanna take care of it for me?

Girlfriend: Okay. (pulls shorts down) What'd you think I was talking about?
by meowmixissexym May 24, 2010
mugGet the mowglimug.

Did a Mowgli

Formerly meant as the action of sitting on a chair and breaking it due to extreme obesity, it has recently come to mean defecating on a chair (most likely due to extreme inebriation) and then admitting to it publicly with no shame.

Either way, no one will be using that chair after you.
"So it turns out j may have gotten do drunk last night that I did a massive poo on the living room chair hitch I'm now having to clean up after a massive argument . I font geek so good."

"Looks like you really did a Mowgli there!"
by Jock O'Tubby February 23, 2012
mugGet the Did a Mowglimug.

Bronx Mowgli

The horrendous name given to the spawn of Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz and singer Ashlee Simpson. Born Thursday, November 20, 2008. 'Bronx' is after the NYC borrough, and 'Mowgli' is after the character in The Jungle Book. Basically an epic fail in the world of celebrity baby names.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Pete and Ashlee named their son BRONX MOWGLI??"
Person 2: Yeah, that poor kid's gonna need therapy.
by bobinr05 April 3, 2009
mugGet the Bronx Mowglimug.

Dirty Mowgli

When a young man ejaculates deep inside of a carved out banana. The banana is frozen and used as a dildo by a female, the banana then thaws inside the vaginal canal and the semen flows out by breaking off part of the banana.
Oh my god, He gave me a "Dirty Mowgli" last night. It took a long time to freeze, and I had to push out the rest of the banana which was a mess.
by DirtyJungleMan January 9, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Mowglimug.

mowgli

n. a rabid ape from the jungle regions. highly addicted to crack.
man, that mowgli is crazy. look how much crack he has. that can't be normal
by Rich February 3, 2005
mugGet the mowglimug.

Bronx Mowgli

person 1: "did you hear what pete named his baby?"
person 2: "no! what?"
person 1: "Bronx Mowgli"
person 2: "...WHATTHEFUCK!?"
by cristinaaaaaaa April 3, 2009
mugGet the Bronx Mowglimug.

Dirty Mowgli

MAN WHO SIMPLY CANT WALK BC OF TEH SIZE OF HIS COCK. MOWGLI GETS ALL BITCHES ON PLANET EARTH PLUS UR MOM (BC UR MOM IS SO PHAT SHE BIGGER THAN PLANET) MOWGLI IS ALSO VERY SEXY. MOWGLI DONT NEED SIX PACK TO GET BITCHES. THOUGH ONCE MOWGLI SHREDS HE WILL BECOME MAN LIKE RASPUTIN. MOWGLI IS ALSO THE BEST U14 CANOEIST IN WESTERN CANADA. FUCK YOU NIKITA IM COMING FOR YOUR TITLE.
All The Bitches: holy fak looking at that Dirty Mowgli he makes my pussy wet.
by Dirty Mowgli January 9, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Mowglimug.

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