A pseudonym used to describe a person's aloof and/or unaware love interest. Especially in the case that the love interests' real name is not known, and the person will literally not shut up about them.
by Suq_Madiik October 25, 2014

by avamuthafucka September 6, 2016

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by Splooge MCgoo December 8, 2023

A person that looks like they would steal anything that is not nailed down. You can see them on your house cameras peering over your fence at night and/or trying car doors down your street. They will often offer to babysit unsolicited. In general, a person that cannot be trusted.
Did you see Sketchy McGoo come in for an interview, yeah, not a chance. Did you catch Sketchy McGoo on your surveillance cameras last night? Sketchy McGoo cleaned out my unlocked car last night.
by Piggysmacks1 July 2, 2025
