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Pulling a Maarten

Being absent without letting friends know
A friend, let's call him Maarten, and you decide to meet up for a spliff. You're at the meeting point, the spliff ir rolled, litten and abut to be inhaled. Maarten is late.... an hour late.... a few hours late. You have tried calling him several times but nobody answers. After 12984723894 hours, you get a text from Maarten claiming he is sick and is not coming today (which was pretty obvious by then anyways). This is 'pulling a maarten' and the lesson is that when you are sick, you are not able to call people to let them know in time!!!
by SAJEMA October 21, 2010
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Maarten

A Maarten is a person who is manipulative, lies a lot, and overall not to be trusted. They drink mostly alcohol.

Maarten's immediately believe everything they hear/read that fit's their own political/social ideas and do not want to hear anything that rivals these believes.

They are not open for discussion/other opinions and like to take the word all night, while drinking alcoholic beverages and lie.
Let's go full blown Maarten tonight (let's lie to eachother and drink strong drinks/get very drunk)
by FruitFlyAttack November 22, 2021
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dirty Maarten

Last night two men gave me a dirty Maarten. It felt ecstatic grrrrr
by Chupacabrina May 3, 2020
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Maarten

Perfect at being a disappointment

Seldomly listens and puts alcohol before everything els
You should seriously quit drinking everyday you are being a real Maarten
by BAASterd October 9, 2023
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