A friend, let's call him Maarten, and you decide to meet up for a spliff. You're at the meeting point, the spliff ir rolled, litten and abut to be inhaled. Maarten is late.... an hour late.... a few hours late. You have tried calling him several times but nobody answers. After 12984723894 hours, you get a text from Maarten claiming he is sick and is not coming today (which was pretty obvious by then anyways). This is 'pulling a maarten' and the lesson is that when you are sick, you are not able to call people to let them know in time!!!
by SAJEMA October 21, 2010

A Maarten is a person who is manipulative, lies a lot, and overall not to be trusted. They drink mostly alcohol.
Maarten's immediately believe everything they hear/read that fit's their own political/social ideas and do not want to hear anything that rivals these believes.
They are not open for discussion/other opinions and like to take the word all night, while drinking alcoholic beverages and lie.
Maarten's immediately believe everything they hear/read that fit's their own political/social ideas and do not want to hear anything that rivals these believes.
They are not open for discussion/other opinions and like to take the word all night, while drinking alcoholic beverages and lie.
by FruitFlyAttack November 22, 2021

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by BAASterd October 9, 2023
