My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
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It is a cynical play on the classic expression "a tear ran down my cheek."
The speaker signals that they are completely unmoved by the situation and are instead reacting with crude, mock-sensitivity.
It is a cynical play on the classic expression "a tear ran down my cheek."
The speaker signals that they are completely unmoved by the situation and are instead reacting with crude, mock-sensitivity.
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To sarcastically pretend to agree with someone of Caucasian background over a frivolous issue that is made out to be a serious life issue.
To sarcastically pretend to agree with someone of Caucasian background over a frivolous issue that is made out to be a serious life issue.
Whitey 1. I started out using an Android phone then switched to the iPhone thinking it would put me in a higher class. But after a few months I realized people using iPhones were no better than Android users so I switched back. Now I feel much better about myself and feel that I've gained back my life.
Whitey 2. Well alrighty my whitey.
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