My hair is a bird

A synonym for the phrase, "Your argument is invalid."

Tom: You're a bad friend.

Nicolas: My hair is a bird.

Tom: Nevermind. My argument is invalid.

by Frankenstein Goldfinger March 1, 2009

bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)

Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

by cat hotdog August 15, 2021

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader

on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader.

by awdsa dwasdqwadasfe rfrskil;;; May 2, 2023

Get out of my birdhouse

A phrase used to express dominance over another individual after having totally beaten said opponent. invented by the great celtics basket ball player Larry Bird.

**Larry makes an amazing shot**
Fans- GET OUT OF MY BIRDHOUSE!!

by thebirdman77 January 27, 2009

My Birds is Gettin' Angry

A phrase used when something is boring to the point that playing Angry Birds would be time better spent.

"Come on Sukhdeep, let's bail this party. My Birds is Gettin' Angry."

by Ben's Penis December 3, 2011

Birds in my nest

When a guy says this it means he came in his pants and his genital regions got sperm on it.His pubic hairs in this area have been covered in sperm and now have dried up creating a nest.

Guy says :There are birds in my nest
Person next to him: what are you talking about?
Guy says: You don't wanna know

by GuyGaiden23X December 14, 2017