ride my bike

a term meaning to go take a shit.

I'm not feeling well - I think i'll ride my bike.

by wjfnkeg2knt3wle August 20, 2010

I've left my bike outside

the ultimate ironic no comment comment

I've bought you a gift
Oh that's great but I've left my bike outside
It's snowing today
That's ok then because I've left my bike outside
Labour has just won the election
That's wonderful 'cos I've left my bike outside

by AnnMarie Eldon April 07, 2006

turning my bike around

When you really need to pop but your in a busy place so need a discreet way of telling someone where your going

Me “just going turning my bike around”
Her ”ok bro”

Him “ where’s mike?

Her “he’s gone turning his bike around “

by MR CE August 10, 2021