by Achilles1901 February 22, 2009
The horrendous name given to the spawn of Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz and singer Ashlee Simpson. Born Thursday, November 20, 2008. 'Bronx' is after the NYC borrough, and 'Mowgli' is after the character in The Jungle Book. Basically an epic fail in the world of celebrity baby names.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Pete and Ashlee named their son BRONX MOWGLI??"
Person 2: Yeah, that poor kid's gonna need therapy.
Person 2: Yeah, that poor kid's gonna need therapy.
by bobinr05 November 23, 2008
When a young man ejaculates deep inside of a carved out banana. The banana is frozen and used as a dildo by a female, the banana then thaws inside the vaginal canal and the semen flows out by breaking off part of the banana.
Oh my god, He gave me a "Dirty Mowgli" last night. It took a long time to freeze, and I had to push out the rest of the banana which was a mess.
by DirtyJungleMan January 10, 2022
by Rich February 04, 2005
person 1: "did you hear what pete named his baby?"
person 2: "no! what?"
person 1: "Bronx Mowgli"
person 2: "...WHATTHEFUCK!?"
person 2: "no! what?"
person 1: "Bronx Mowgli"
person 2: "...WHATTHEFUCK!?"
by cristinaaaaaaa November 23, 2008
MAN WHO SIMPLY CANT WALK BC OF TEH SIZE OF HIS COCK. MOWGLI GETS ALL BITCHES ON PLANET EARTH PLUS UR MOM (BC UR MOM IS SO PHAT SHE BIGGER THAN PLANET) MOWGLI IS ALSO VERY SEXY. MOWGLI DONT NEED SIX PACK TO GET BITCHES. THOUGH ONCE MOWGLI SHREDS HE WILL BECOME MAN LIKE RASPUTIN. MOWGLI IS ALSO THE BEST U14 CANOEIST IN WESTERN CANADA. FUCK YOU NIKITA IM COMING FOR YOUR TITLE.
by Dirty Mowgli January 10, 2022
MAN WHO SIMPLY CANT WALK BC OF TEH SIZE OF HIS COCK. MOWGLI GETS ALL BITCHES ON PLANET EARTH PLUS UR MOM (BC UR MOM IS SO PHAT SHE BIGGER THAN PLANET) MOWGLI IS ALSO VERY SEXY. MOWGLI DONT NEED SIX PACK TO GET BITCHES. THOUGH ONCE MOWGLI SHREDS HE WILL BECOME MAN LIKE RASPUTIN. MOWGLI IS ALSO THE BEST U14 CANOEIST IN WESTERN CANADA. FUCK YOU NIKITA IM COMING FOR YOUR TITLE.
by Dirty Mowgli January 10, 2022