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Kronke

A sexy male figure, normally tall and delicious.
Damn, you're such a kronke!
by mark hueges February 27, 2009
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Kronk

OMG see that guy staring at us...what a kronk!
by lolol1990 May 5, 2010
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kronk

You're in your local pub, you're ratfaced, and now you're gonna go "kronk" at the nearest chick-infested club.
by Tenacious Dee September 13, 2006
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Kronk

To thrust your member into an object. Ex:) a woman
"Hey bro what did you and Kayla do last night? " "I Kronked the shit out of her, my dude!"
by Nut'em April 21, 2018
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Kronk

a very ugly person slightly resembling shreck or any ogre type being. a smelly beast, usually foreign
"haha look at that guy with the squished nose, what an absolute kronk!"
by h.c.l May 24, 2008
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Kronk

a very hard erection that doesnt go away for at least 7 hours.

nb: if the erection doesnt go away after 10 hours you should seek medical advise.
last night i had such a kronk over your mum
by LSMISSMJ June 8, 2010
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Kronk

To spread ones cheeks as far as possible and shove a pumpkin up the anus
This one chick I new got kronked in the anus
by SargentoCheese May 5, 2018
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