Kronke

A sexy male figure, normally tall and delicious.

Damn, you're such a kronke!

by mark hueges February 27, 2009

Kronk

A creepy weirdo freak...

OMG see that guy staring at us...what a kronk!

by lolol1990 May 5, 2010

kronk

Dancing off a drunken stupor.

You're in your local pub, you're ratfaced, and now you're gonna go "kronk" at the nearest chick-infested club.

by Tenacious Dee September 13, 2006

Kronk

To thrust your member into an object. Ex:) a woman

"Hey bro what did you and Kayla do last night? " "I Kronked the shit out of her, my dude!"

by Nut'em April 21, 2018

Kronk

a very ugly person slightly resembling shreck or any ogre type being. a smelly beast, usually foreign

"haha look at that guy with the squished nose, what an absolute kronk!"

by h.c.l May 24, 2008

Kronk

a very hard erection that doesnt go away for at least 7 hours.

nb: if the erection doesnt go away after 10 hours you should seek medical advise.

last night i had such a kronk over your mum

by LSMISSMJ June 8, 2010

Kronk

To spread ones cheeks as far as possible and shove a pumpkin up the anus

This one chick I new got kronked in the anus

by SargentoCheese May 5, 2018