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Matthew Kline

A very rude yet phantom like character, one poses no threat, but, will strike at any given chance at another males genetalia. Normally with a death challenging blow. Often performed by a tall, portly, Jew German fuck who enjoys sucking cocks for his own pleasure.
So I was chillin eatin my lunch earlier, then bam, I got Matthew Kline 'd hard as fuck. I saw stars, shit my pants, then cried for two fuckin hours thriving in pain.
by Ordyflava October 17, 2011
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by tiger55555 June 2, 2017
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Kristi Kline

One of the funniest, sweetest, and strongest people you'll ever meet. She's so beautiful, but she doesn't see it, and that's what makes her beautiful. ;) She's in love with 10 boys, and one of them will marry her one day. She'll never let you down, you can always count on her to make you laugh. Ok I'm going to stop before this sounds too lesbian.
Kristi Kline: I wish Niall would love me.
Megan: He's your husband, stupid.
by Anonymous Mouses August 20, 2013
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Brady Kline

A pretty lit guy with lost of talent. Everyone has different views of him. While some people think he is a complete asshole, others feel that he is a saint. But inside, Brady is truly a quick extraordinary, amazing, and sexy guy overall, and he is a real poon slayer. He gets all the ladies and loves Lil Yachty and Harambe.
Brady Kline loves the quote, "You put a hole in my mans, I put a hole in your pants."
by Knack Warrior June 6, 2017
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Noah Kline

Has a toe fetish...
I think brad has a Noah Kline...
by EatPeePees November 16, 2020
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Richy Kline

A “manager” or “district manager” or “owner” of juice bar. A Richy and/or Richard Kline is a person who is narcissistic, manipulative, lazy, dramatic, and a terrible compulsive liar. It is recommended to stay away from Richy Kline’s as you will be traumatized with the emotional rollercoaster this manager can put you through. A Richy Kline is the type of liar who cannot keep up with their lies, thus telling the same people different variations on the same story. A Richard Kline is a person who will lie about career accomplishments and ownerships of companies this person is not affiliated with.
“Was that a Richy Kline

AHHH RUNNN AWAY WHILE YOU CAN AHH”
by Swaggybaby6969 June 28, 2022
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