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kidnap quality

A girl hot enough that you would kidnap her and take her away to a remote location and risk the potential legal ramifications if caught....
Damn, that stripper is smoking. She is kidnap quality.
by bbs21 July 15, 2011
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Kidnap Kit

When one has assembled trash bags, rope, and duct tape in the trunk of their car. This mag also be paired with a lead pipe, shovel, or other nefarious looking objects.
John: Hey, did you here what happened to Mark?
Ethan: Yeah, he's in custody because the cops found a kidnap kit in his car.
by Ethan Guts April 10, 2017
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Kidnap Breakfast

When a group of high school girl's arrange (usually) with the parents of a group of boys to burst into their respective bedrooms VERY early in the morning, surprising the guys, yanking them out of their beds and treat their "victims" (e.g. the guys) out to breakfast. The rule is the guys have to go pretty much as they're dressed. Time Frame: This happened to me in the early 1960's.

Half the fun is going from house to house and pulling, sometimes literally pulling, the boys out of their beds. Often, the first guys to be "kidnapped" join in the fun.

This takes a little planning since the girl's need to secretly talk to each of the boy's parents/guardians AND also make arrangements with the manager of the restaurant where the kidnap breakfast will take place.
Jay was sound asleep when his girlfriend, Shauna, and a bunch of her girl friends burst into his room and began pulling him out of the bed by his feet. He was their first victim of their "Kidnap Breakfast." Jay didn't know what was happening and tried grabbing the front of his mattress while the group of ten screaming girls laughed, yelled and chanted, "Jay let go, Jay let go." When he finally the group of girls were led by his girlfriend––Jay gladly let go!

When the girl's––and Jay––invaded the house of their next victim, Michael, they found him asleep on the couch, his face to the cushions, in the front room. When the girls pulled back the blankets they were surprised to learn two things: it wasn't Michael sleeping on the couch but his cousin Trey and Trey likes to sleep in the buff. Needless to say, he was very excited to see a bunch of girls standing over him so early in the morning.
by Options Man October 24, 2013
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Kidnap the pussy

To have sex with one's pussy without ones permission generally in the middle of an argument or middle of the night or worst-case scenario while one is asleep
If she keep sending me signals I'm a kidnap the pussy

You've known him for two weeks and he already tried to kidnap the pussy , did you let him ?
by BreannaW July 24, 2017
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Kidnap strap

Slang for zipties, as these are often used to bind peoples' wrists and ankles during an abduction.
The criminals put the kidnap straps on her and threw her into an unmarked panel van .
by Plateshutoverlock October 9, 2023
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trailer park kidnap

a sexual position in which on person has an ankle tied to a bed post, and has her head put under the bed while laying on her stomach. she is then ravished from behind.
I totally trailer park kidnapped that girl from the bar.
by Klyde Jenkins August 13, 2008
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I'd Kidnap That

Noun: Someone so hot, you'd kidnap and have sex with them.
Damn, that girl was so how I'd Kidnap That.
by Jesus983459038053904850 November 29, 2010
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