kidnap

Something you do to little adorable white girls. also big adorable pregnant white women.

it is speculated that black , hispanic, asian and other minorities such as native americans and indians have also been kidnaped but these kind of kidnappings are often ignored by the mass media. Because minorities aren't news.

ex 1

foxs news anchor: and in other news, little maria lopez has been missing for - oh wait a minute, thats not news.

*search search*

oh my BREAKING NEWS lacey peterson is missing!!!! fuck what are you guys still doing watching tv? , GO LOOK FOR HER, gather search parties!

ex2
lets go kidnap some white people.

by keyboardtear December 07, 2009

Kidnapping

The crime of stealing or abducting a minor by force, especially for use as a hostage or to collect a ransom payment.

The kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby was a trajedy.

by cuddleface January 24, 2012

Kidnapping

An case where a kidnapper takes a child from a parent or abducts a lone child.

Kidnapping cases are often unsolved.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 20, 2021

Kidnapping

Involuntary adoption.

Man 1" Dude are you kidnapping that guy?"
Man 2 "WHAT no I'm simply adopting him... involuntarily "

by Perluar laling May 07, 2021

Diarrhea Kidnapping

A controversial type of kidnapping, originated from Cuba in the 1960s when the non-human entities have later kidnapped humans. They have been spreading fast between 1970-1989 or late 2006-mid 2019. It has discovered by the US Government.

DanTDM, PewDiePie, Justin Bieber, and many notable public figure have been suffered diarrhea kidnapping by object show characters or countryballs.

by yugoslaviamaster65 April 23, 2020

Cocktail Kidnapped

When you take a walk down the street, pass a friendly neighbor's house, get invited to have a beverage with them, you accept and 90 minutes later, you realize nothing got done but you have a smile on your face.

Sorry I'm late, I went for a walk and got Cocktail Kidnapped at Gary and Viv's along the way.

by Smabuda July 29, 2014

Kidnapping Tissue

its a tissue dipped in alchohol that you use on someone in a street by themself right after saying "wanna taste my tissue?"

Hey i was using a kidnapping tissue to get that kiddo

by sp4cepants July 29, 2018