by the jacker12321 April 24, 2016
Get the jumping jacking mug.Guy 1: Why didn't you go to the gym yesterday? You're going to get fat.
Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.
Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.
by Iforgot911 January 10, 2009
Get the Jumping Jackoff mug.amazing sex between two amazing people. May happen while:
-being underwater
-being upside-down
-rolling down a hill
-being in public
-being anywhere or doing anything
-being underwater
-being upside-down
-rolling down a hill
-being in public
-being anywhere or doing anything
by SpongcakeOmNomNom August 24, 2009
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Get the japanese jumping jacks mug.the act of spreading jelly on the inner crest of your leg while smearing crunchy peanut butter into those sweaty palms of your hands. When pb&j applied jump up and down while slapping your palms into the inner thigh with someone under you with an open mouth and break in the mouth.
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by pewpew bam January 17, 2009
Get the jumping jacks mug.This move requires the active participation of you, a camera, one unconscious individual, and a damned good friend. Pull your pants down to your ankles and position your ass hole about 6 inches away from the unconscious person’s face. Then give them a sharp smack in the face (they have to be sleeping on their back for this to work). When he wakes and raises his head in disorientation, your friend snaps a quick Polaroid of him tossing your salad. Definitely recommended when the victim has already spent time in prison as a prom queen
by wanksta July 31, 2003
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