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jumping jacking

when the guy exsplodes with so much cum it send the gir flying in the air ussaually to her death
sally dies whille jumping jacking
by the jacker12321 April 24, 2016
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Jumping Jackoff

The act of masturbation during jumping jacks, usually performed by alternating hands each jump.
Guy 1: Why didn't you go to the gym yesterday? You're going to get fat.
Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.
by Iforgot911 January 10, 2009
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Jumping Jacks

amazing sex between two amazing people. May happen while:

-being underwater
-being upside-down
-rolling down a hill
-being in public
-being anywhere or doing anything
Jumping Jacks are a really good cardio exercise. We pretty much do them all the time.
by SpongcakeOmNomNom August 24, 2009
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jumping jacks on the d

the phrase that made nicki minaj tell the commentor to get the fuck off of her phone
Do i do jumping jacks on the D? get off my… get the fuck off of my phone
by Condolences Jordan February 7, 2022
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japanese jumping jacks

I would love to see her do some Japanese Jumping Jacks.
by Jayspicious December 2, 2022
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jumping jacks

the act of spreading jelly on the inner crest of your leg while smearing crunchy peanut butter into those sweaty palms of your hands. When pb&j applied jump up and down while slapping your palms into the inner thigh with someone under you with an open mouth and break in the mouth.

very delicious way to make an excellent pb&j crunchy delight
"I'm full from all those jumping jacks Fred"
by pewpew bam January 17, 2009
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jumpin jack flash

This move requires the active participation of you, a camera, one unconscious individual, and a damned good friend. Pull your pants down to your ankles and position your ass hole about 6 inches away from the unconscious person’s face. Then give them a sharp smack in the face (they have to be sleeping on their back for this to work). When he wakes and raises his head in disorientation, your friend snaps a quick Polaroid of him tossing your salad. Definitely recommended when the victim has already spent time in prison as a prom queen
by wanksta July 31, 2003
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