getting jumped

The act of being maliciously assulted by a large number of individuals, usually physical but may be verbal.

Oh shit! Danto is getting jumped by those kids! We gota help his ass out!

by Nate65 August 24, 2006

Retard Jumper

A person who jumps off of several playgrounds who is bound to be struck by a vehicle.

Man That kid is such a Retard Jumper he is going to be hit by a car one day.

by Jake Cooley August 10, 2007

do u do jumping jacks on the d

it's basically when you are sitting on a peen and you are doing jumping jacks on it.

op: Do u do jumping jacks on the d?
Nickay Minaj: Do I do jumping jacks on the d? What?

by kawaiipoosayuwu March 26, 2022

Man-jumper

A fickle person (whether female or male) who jumps from man to man within a small timeframe.

Erin watched as her best friend, Lynn, changed boyfriends 3 times within the month. She came to the decision that Lynn was a man-jumper.

by Viega February 28, 2010

bunker jumping

A threesome with two land whales, where you avoid getting trapped in the bunker (middle) & jump out before dying from asphyxiation.

Man, I almost died last night... Drunk I was, bunker jumping two gordas when the flubber sucked me in; breathless I narrowly escaped!

by Nisshin Maru April 12, 2017

jumping the shark

when your favorite show starts to flag and go downhill, as when Fonzie jumped the shark on waterskis. We all knew that Happy Days was on its way down then.

When Rudy (Cosby show) hit puberty, and they added that new little girl that was Denise's step-daughter, that show DEFINITELY jumped the shark.

by osbo November 4, 2002

Tree Jumper

(noun) Prison slang used to describe a child molester.

My new cell mate is a tree jumper - needless to say, this is not going to work out.

by Jonny Byanik March 4, 2013